Lake Reno, Nevada (IP) - Astronomers observing the Aurigid meteor shower from the banks of Lake Reno report that the meteors deployed parachutes as they fell from the sky last night. All of the meteors landed in an area west of Colorado and east of Hawaii.
The meteors are made either of solid gold or solid platinum. Many of them have diamonds and other rare gems protruding from their surface.
The banks of Lake Reno include First National Bank, Lake Reno Bank, Fidelity Bank, and Piggy Bank. The scientists thought it would be fitting to observe the golden meteorites from the roofs of financial establishments.
Donald Trump applied for and received a permit to gather the meteorites and he is the only person who will be permitted to do so. He is the only person that has the knowledge and understanding as to what to do with the wealth that will come from owning the meteorites and thus they are off limits to everyone else.
Most lay persons would merely squander the new found wealth derived from ownership of the meteorites. Donald knows which high maintenance broads to spend the money on like nobody else.