Written by Aisubeki Akiudo
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Topics: Aliens, UFO

Thursday, 23 August 2007

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Roswell, Yorkshire, UK (Defecated News) - Photographic evidence has been presented to the International Spaceman Club for verification. The photos, it is claimed, are proof beyond any doubt that aliens are living amongst us, interacting with us, and even breeding with our hot women.

Photo 1 (shown) - A flying saucer zooms past a field in which a giant alien humanoid-thing is walking on its hands. Must be an alien craft checking us all out, while the giant alien looks for children to use as food, like in the TV Show 'V'

Photo 2 - A photo from the TV show Bo' Selecta, showing humanoids with odd faces, behaving strangely. ALIENS!

Photo 3 - Baby 'S.C.', lying next to a short man with dark hair and a strange fixed acotor's smile. Alien bastard who has inter-bred with a human brunette.

The PM will be presented with the evidence next Tuesday, just after Eastenders finishes.

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