CCN (Crazy Cal News) - The LG Uzi990 5 Megapixel cell phone now has touchscreen operation. The freon-cooled sensation is a delight to all who have fingers tiny enough to operate such a small touchscreen. If you don't happen to be an infant or a Hobbit, this camera may not be for you.
If you still MUST have this latest gadget, here are some suggestions. Try washing your hands in the washing machine on the hottest cycle, then throw them in the dryer on high temperature. If that doesn't shrink your fingers enough, try using a blow dryer to further shrink the fingers. If they are still not small enough, try spreading them with Preparation H.
Well, for most of us, such a small touch screen isn't useful for most of us. I guess it's a good thing this cell phone has a great camera, can play music, and is so Very, VEry sexy!