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Thursday, 16 August 2007

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Joseph Ratzinger: protecting Provo mobster Gerry Adams

Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger ordered the CIA to erase all references to Gerry Adams' criminality from his Wikipedia entry after NATO military intelligence had confirmed that the Irish terrorist is the Pontiff's son by Puppet Monarch Old Fatty Mountbatten

All reference to Adams' fingerprints and handprints being found on a car used during a double murder in 1971 were also excised as was DNA tie to Osama Bin Laden, his paternal half-brother.

Ratzinger's own Wikipedia entry has been called by NATO the greatest work of fiction since the Warren Commission's findings on JFK's 1963 murder.

"Ratzinger has protected his Provisional IRA spawn with the same zealotry that he has used in whitewashing his Nazi past, fascist financial ties and sponsorship of child molestor clubs around the world," NATO sources said today.

"We give him a couple more weeks before he's outed on TV as an impostor mobster in the pay of Holocaust deniers."

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