Redmond , WA - (Faux News) In the new MMORPG (massively Microsoft online role playing game) previewed by Microsoft inc. today , it is a far departure from the traditional sword and sorcery fantasy games offered by their competitors.
In this game you start out as an entry level Microsoft contract employee. Special telephony integration software (TAPI) already built into Windows Vista allows you to receive actual helpdesk calls from real live Microsoft customers. If you survive this level you can rise through the rank of beta-tester, technical support specialist, and finally application developer.
As you progress throughout the game you are rewarded with virtual stock options and free soda.
Because it includes a full suite of visual development tools to help write and submit your code to Microsoft, the single user license for the game will cost $1000.00