Cyberspace - (Ass Mess): The CIA was behind an elaborate hoax to pump toxic crap into online reference site Wikipedia according to a signed confession squeezed out of ex-top spook George Tenet.
But a simple fail-safe online tool that was inserted into the site without being detected by the Agency has been able to reveal the identities of all those that edited the reference provider in a scam dating back to a pact made by the Clintons and the Bushes in 1999.
Along with the CIA, investment bankers Goldman Sax features prominently in the disinformation scam as does former Prime Monster Tony Blair's chief of staff Jonathan Powell, the Pope's fixer Monsignor Gang-Swine of the Vatican, Lord Levy's Mossad operative son and toerags working for JK Rowling.
The Wikipedia Scanner has revealed that workers on the CIA's computers made edits to the pages of prominent GOP and Democrat politicians and that Gang-Swine edited entries about ex-IRA scumbag and self-reinvented Sinn Fein leader Gerry Adams.
Other changes that have been made equally insidious and include etoilation of the profiles of former CIA chief Porter Goss and celebrities such as Oprah Winfrey, Bill Gates and Ted Turner.
In 2005 the then head of the UK secret Service Dame Eliza Manningham-Buller called Wikipedia "the best ever disinformation agency in the hitory of information subversion" and told a House of Commons Select Committee of Security & Intelligence that whenever she was feeling a bit down "half an hour or so of scrolling through Wikipedia's entries on the Blair Government and the Puppt Monarchy of Old Fatty Mountbatten soon had me in stitches!"
"I'd like to remind Members of Parliament," Dame Eliza added, "that the CIA has always seen protecting its own ass as its most vital mission, over and above its duties in protecting the United States and the Corrupt Bastards that have run the White House for decades."
Today's report about the wilful manipulation of Wikipedia's already pitiful entries also shows that "a computer owned by the US Democratic Party was used to make changes to the site of right-wing talk show host Rush Limbaugh".
Apparently the words 'idiotic', 'racist', 'biogted fascist' and 'Bush-suckin' retard' etc feature prominently in the entry.
So perhaps not all edits made on the site were that inaccurate after all.