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Topics: NASA, karl

Thursday, 4 March 2004

image for KARL ROVER the next generation

Just in time for the final showdown in November NASA has newly equipped their Karl Rover Election Assistance Vehicle to win the war on the American votes. Some of its most effective features are:

  • GOP friendly district reshaper
  • Fiction to reality transformer
  • Creativity amplifier
  • Flexible electronic voting machine
  • Opinion poll beautifier
  • Mass memory malfunction maker
  • Facts perturbator
  • Advanced mass media controller
  • Advanced hot air opinion testing balloon
  • Democratic votes prohibition legislation device
  • Weapons of mass destruction resurrection device
  • Quid pro quo campaign money sucker

It will be interesting to see Kerry´s more cost effective counter measures.

(inspired by Adam Green´s ´Karl Rover Lands on Mars´)

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