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Monday, 13 August 2007

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Houston, Texas (IP) - NASA has recalled 147 satellites because of faulty kanooter valves. The Space Agency announced the shocking news at a press conference that was originally intended to focus attention on their successful teacher in space program.

Kanooter valves rarely break down and usually the carburettor gets plugged or distributor caps crack or sometimes antennae fall off.

The shuttle will pick up the faulty satellites and return them to NASA's Vehicle Assembly Building where they will have new kanooter valves installed by satellite mechanics.

NASA also announced that they will place a nun into orbit sometime this year. One technician who seemed a little tipsy pulled our reporter over to the side after the press conference and whispered the following into our reporter's ear: Did you hear about the new countdown that will be used when they launch the nun ? It will be 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, zero, nun .....

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