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Monday, 30 July 2007

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Scientists in Alabama, Sunderland, have announced that a three year research programme has revealed the the levels of Urine produced by the average UK male has increased by 34.5% and is up by 19.5% in UK Females.

Dr Michael Fordham, from Belgium said "UK men and Women are urinating more frequently and for longer average visits. This is largely due to the recent popularity of acidic based natural fruit drinks"

The report indicates facilities will need to be in place to improve toilet facilities up and down the country and suggests that 'adult adapted nappies' will be an 'everyday part of life' and a 'real possibility by the year 2060'.

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