Al Gore, whose award winning movie "In Inconvenient Half-Truth," brought the condition known as global warming into the forefront of everyday conversation, is expanding his list. Gore and his team of scientists have listed several other reasons and causes for controversial scientific phenomenon.
Appearing on that list are:
- Britney Spears
- Paris Hilton
- Lindsay Lohan
- The American Idol Girls
- Miss Nevada
- Miss New Jersey ("We're all searching for some nudie pictures of her, just in case")
- Cal's Sister ("I don't know who she is, but I understand she keeps West Virginia warm in the winter")
- That actress with the big knockers who always has to appear in some slinky nightie in every episode of "Ghost Whisperer"
Gore explained the additions to the causes of global warming with the words "Damn! They're hot!"
He also said that "all the internet searches for all of their pictures kept millions of computers humming and heating up bedrooms and offices all around the world."
When asked what could be done to stop this form of global warming, Gore replied "who's stupid enought to want to stop it?"