Bean City, Florida (IP) - Scientists are using reverse flatulence to create solid objects. The first object created was a bean which seems related to pork and beans according to its molecular structure.
The next object created was beer much to the pleasant surprise of laboratory participants. A hard boiled egg was the next object to be created from reverse flatulence.
Scientist think now that they may be able to create a dog from a dog fart and this holds promise that eventually a man will be reproduced from a large cloud of flatulence. While the possibilities of creating a man seem quite obvious it is doubtful that a woman could be created in this fashion in that there is not much credible evidence available that women actually fart. Some people claim that they do but there is no audible evidence nor many witnesses to such an event.
One method which holds promise in the area of female flatulence is to find a woman with a sense of humor and this, scientists suspect, could lead to the proof required to establish this conjecture as fact. Scientist have posted advertisements on the internet which offer a reward to any man who has had a woman hold him under the bed sheets after releasing a gas cloud during such sport but so far no one has come forward with any related information.