Mount Palomar, Ca (IP) - News from this observatory campus indicates that the planets Jupiter and Saturn are breaking up.
Jupiter has demanded that Saturn return his ring. Saturn says, " no way in hell is that ever going to happen, I have been wearing this ring for years". It will happen over my cold, dead body.
In other solar system news it has been learned that a couple of Jupiter's moons are actually giant pizza's and Italy's Fiat Corporation will be launching a probe to bring back some samples.
Further out in the solar system Titan has been complaining that it has a bad case of gas.
Closer to Earth scanner listeners have learned that the Earth's natural satellite has been cited for mooning the rest of the solar system outside of the Earth's orbit. This has not been seen from earth because the moon always presents the same side to the earth due to its once a month rotation period.