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Wednesday, 18 July 2007

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I am borg. I am assimilated. I'm not futile.

(Tokyo) Earlier this year Muchai Hai became the first person to receive a commercial neural implant capable of receiving cell phone calls controlled by her thoughts.

She later made headlines when Disney employees escorted her out of the local theme park for scaring guests by calling their cell phones without taking overt action.

The cyborg girl has once again made history by becoming the first recipient of brain implant video recording electrodes that can connect her to the Internet.

"Berkeley's cats and so many other critters they've tested for my pioneering accomplishments is mind blowing," said the girl. "And I absolutely love cats."

"That poor Acoustic Kitty that got run down," she lamented referring to a cat surgically implanted with surveilance equipment by the Central Intelligence Agency that was hit by a car before it could accomplish its mission.

"And the remote-controlled cockroaches, rats, and pigeons are cool too."

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