Written by Chavid
Rating:

Share/Bookmark
Print this
Topics: gold, Ears

Wednesday, 18 July 2007

image for Wax turns to Gold
Juanita on her last visit to A&E

Little Juanita Gonzalez has struck gold with the wax from her ears.

She often found that poking about in there she got her finger stuck. After eighteen visits to Accident & Emergency it was discovered that her earwax contained special adhesive properties much stronger than anything previously known to science.

Brazilian glue company Sticky-el-stucky have tied her up to a long term deal to produce a new adhesive for carpets, wallpaper and ceiling tiles under the brand name Waxostik. Unfortunately there is a side effect in that the smell from the factory which processes the solution has caused a massive number of deaths in the surrounding areas.

Still Juanita keeps smiling as it enables her to finally get a good dentist from the royalties due to her.

Make Chavid's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!

Print this

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story

Share/Bookmark

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 3 plus 2?

3 1 4 5
96 readers are online right now!

Go to top