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Saturday, 14 July 2007

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PAPUA NEW GUINEA (Umbodungo) -- In what must only be described as excessive exhilaration, today a Bluebird of Happiness (BBOH) disappeared up it's own butt. In fact, Bluebirds of Happiness everywhere are being reported as flying up their own butts.

"There's a 'thud' sound and then a single pretty feather floats down," said Hector Andus-Implore, a BBOH expert, "it's a tragic phenomenon."

Will they all disappear, become totally extinct, like the Dodo. "I fear they will, if this behaviour continues," Andus-Implore said.

It's a pity really, as there is not even enough of them left to make a pretty hat.

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