Written by Buck E Filbert
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Saturday, 7 July 2007

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He's too big, she's too small

Las Vegas Nevada, A consortium of cosmetic surgeons gathered at the Rio Hotel and Casino this week to discuss the newest trends in plastic surgery. After comparing notes and looking at the statistics this year the group came to the conclusion, this has been the year for vaginal reducing, reconstructive surgery and obscenely huge penis enlargement being the top, elected surgery overall.

Dr. Huge Member said, "elective procedures use to be pretty noninvasive, you know nose jobs, tummy tucks and breast enhancements were our bread and butter, now we have women looking for either extremely small, tight genitals or on the other end of the spectrum men in search of extremely large genitalia. I had a man come in for a Prince Albert last week." (The PA pierces the penis from the outside of the frenulum and into the urethra.

At some point it seems these two diametrically opposed desires are going to come into direct conflict with one another. Surgically reduced vaginas collide with medically altered huge erect penises. Someone must win and someone must loose this battle of opposing sizes.

My money is on the enhanced male members because they are the ones that originally turned the women's vaginas into cavernous, echoing, orifices to begin with. Be they small, or large, orifices live for fulfillment. By default they will once again become candidates for reduction once again.

A recent investigation has revealed some MD's have been intentionally introducing vaginal reduction patients with penis enlargement patients knowing full well the implications of this mating. Investigators think the Doctors are intentionally making these introductions in the hope of future business.

For plastic surgeons it's a revolving door of skin clipping and sausage stuffing. Round and round it goes where it stops nobody knows.

From the surgeons table of
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