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Monday, 25 June 2007

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An enlarged detail from the Nebra Sky Disc carries a strong message to Bush

Mittelberg, Saxony-Anhalt - (Associated Messerschmitts): A spectacular 3,600 year old gold, copper and bronze ornament dubbed the Nebra Sky Disc carries a stark ancient prophecy declaring the Bush administration is doomed to treason charges.

According to translations of the sacred geometry between the disc's sun, moon and star symbols the divine principles of retributive justice are at work in the Bush natal star chart and will be activated in a huge CIA sting on the US Corrupt Bastards Club.

The Disc was found by treasure hunters near the town of Nebra in 1999 on the site of an ancient earthworks located inside a 252m-high hilltop called Mittelberg in the federal state of Saxony-Anhalt.

The 32cm-wide ornament shows two gold arcs depicting sunrise and sunset on the horizon lines between winter and summer solstices.

The surrounding star formations depict the Pleiades constellation which, according to astrologers, carries the nemesis placement in George W Bush's natal astrology chart.

"The stark explanation of this alignment is that we have a incontrovertible date for the prophecy that Bush will be charged with treason by the American people," a senior archaeology and sacred geometry professor from the Saxony University of War Crime Studies said today.

His views have been backed by numerous experts who have also proposed that the seven gold star clusters on the disc represent the exact count of treason charges that will be successfully proven against Bush and his Veep Dick Cheney.

These findings have been reviewed in this month's Antiquity Magazine which has stuck its neck out in asserting that the bronze-age goldsmith who created this amulet somehow managed to produce an accurate chart of the June 2007 sky.

"As a prophetic sky map of extraotrinary events the disc is unequivocal," the magazine's editorial warns readers.

"The presence of the constellation of Orion as well as the square of Pegasus to the right can be computed to point to the period between 27 June and 4 July 2007.

"As such it is a startling ancient propphetic calendar and we are looking formard immensely to the fulfillment of its message."

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