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Tuesday, 19 June 2007

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When talking to oneself isn't crazy

(Tokyo) The first commercial recipient of an implanted cellular telephone, Muchi Hai, was visiting the local Disneyland when staff asked her to leave the park for using the new device while waiting in line.

"She was making other guests uncomfortable," said a Disney spokesperson."

Muchi attempted to explain that she had the phone in her head, but park officials wouldn't budge.

"They thought I was crazy!" said the exasperated teen. "I need to bring along proof whereever I go?"

Hai has filed a discrimination lawsuit against Disney demanding a full refund of her family's season passes and public apology. Disney says the charges are unfounded.

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