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Topics: recall, botox, wrinkles

Friday, 29 June 2007

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Super-Botox Recalled

If Botox is what you need to get rid of those lines and wrinkles then Super-Botox with three times the power should be even better. Not necessarily! The new product was recalled yesterday after users' faces were pulled so tight they had to be treated in intensive care units.

Doctors spent hours trying to repair damage done to three women and one man. The patients "faced" chronic dry-eye-syndrome if doctors could not get their eyes to close and their eyeballs dryed out.

They also could have suffered permanent damage to their table manners if not able to close their mouths when they eat.

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