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Sunday, 17 June 2007

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The people of Reading are preparing for the suns last set, as a new Energy Sphere is set to replace the old design.

It's a bold move by Reading council, but environmental minister, Trevor Motherlover is confident of the benefits the new Energy Sphere will bring.

"People are always complaining when it's too hot or too cold, with the new Energy Sphere we will be able to control it's core temperature." says Mr. Motherlover.

The new design does have it's critiques. Mike Gawd, a local meteorologist, enthusiast claims the Energy Sphere is unnatural and will cause a disturbance in the perfectly balanced echo system, eventually wiping out all vegetation.

Mr. Motherlover's response to his critiques, "Nothing ventured, nothing gained."

The Sun sets for the last time, ironically on Sunday and the event, to be hosted by Simon Mayo and feature special guest the Cheeky Girl (which one, is unknown) will mark a sad day for Sun fans but an equally happy day for Reading citizens as it enters into the modern age.

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