Twin Towers, Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): Psychiatrists and medical staff at the Twin Towers medical facility are reported to be close to a decision on recommending that jailed socialite Paris Hilton undergoes a series of electroconvulsive therapy treatments before being reassigned to standard custodial accommodation.
Both depression and psychosis are said to feature in her medical assessment which is reported to have been conducted under the duress of constant attempts at bribery, cajoling, tantrums, threats and general abusive behavior protesting at the injustice of being banged up in a correctional psych ward.
Seventy two hours of intensive monitoring, analysis and multi-therapy diagnostics have come to the conclusion that she is in a deeply psychotic state linked to emetic and laxative-related malnutrition as well as narcotic and alcohol burn-out.
The legal consents for any radical invasive treatment such as electro-convulsive therapy will have to be agreed and signed for by her next of kin, in this instance her parents.
But any failure to obtain the required signatures can also
be easily over-ridden by the facility's chief medical officer if he/she deems it vital despite lack of formal consent.
Hilton is said to be flabbergasted.