CCN (Crazy Cal News) - Earth, the Final Frontier - In New Delhi, India, discussions are underway to reveal to the people of Earth that UFOs are real. After the aliens placed the map of the United Federation of Planets on their Google website, they launched their highly technological "street view" on Google Maps.
Just when you figure out that Big Brother is running things, you find out that your Big Brother is from another planet. The leader of the alien influx, George W. Bush, is signing an order to have all humans "tagged" with a Verichip implant so that his alien race can keep track of them all. The humans that they do not consume for food will be used for slave labor.
As a reward for his service, the alien mafioso, akin to Jabba the Hut, the Vice President of the United States of America, will be granted first pick of humans for his slave labor camps.
The Indians have been given the rules of the Universe, and will be in charge of teaching the human slaves how to behave properly in the Universal Trade Organization as slave labor.
The aliens leader, George H.W. Bush, intends to set up a New World Order uniting the Earth under one policy and one state religion to aid India in training Earthlings as slave labor.
When reporter Cal Jennings asked why they chose India to train the slave labor, George H.W. Bush said, "We liked the movie Gandhi. He died like a good human slave should, even though he was a bit of a rebel."
Cal Jennings then asked, "Why the people of Earth?"
The alien leader replied, "We are having trouble with this small section of the universe called the Rebel Alliance. We will use human slave labor to CRUSH them."
It looks like Sci-Fi is becoming all too true.