"Unprecedented, astonishing, we have never seen such a huge evolutionary leap in a single generation," Professor Ima Dorc declares. It seems that snowmen have now divided into two species, the cold weather snowmen, who have recently begun migrating for the first time, and their warmer weather counterparts who have decided to stay put.
"They have simply mutated their DNA and changed the very substance of their bodies while retaining body shape and external characteristics. This is just amazing." Said Professor Dorc, the leading expert on snowmen. "First the migration thing and now this, just think how many species could be saved from climate change if we could turn them all into sand."
Professor Dorc is world famous for obtaining the first samples of snowman DNA and breaking the news of snowman migration.