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Topics: Ugly, beauty

Saturday, 26 May 2007

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Ugly on the Inside

"Real beauty is on the inside." Well not any more, now that doctors can see inside the human body it is all too clear that real beauty must lie elsewhere.

Researchers at Hardly University have sifted through thousands of MRIs, X-rays and CAT scans. After viewing tumors, ulcers, colons and numerous globs of infectious goo nearly half gave up their careers and left town, never to be heard from again.

One former intern who was involved in the project spoke to The Spoof on the condition of anonymity, "It was disgusting. After seeing this stuff I couldn't eat, I lost 50 pounds. Every day I came home wanting to puke." She is now in making progress in counceling and may even make a full recovery.

Real beauty is on the inside to quote the movie "Liar, Liar" is "just something ugly people say," and we are all ugly people on the inside.

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