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Topics: Health, Drugs

Sunday, 6 January 2008

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YupTup Utah - Walcolm Inc., the worlds largest drug manufacturer, has produced a drug that fights depression or can cause depression.

Gordon Lighthead CEO Of Walcolm stated that Depresserprolol was produced for the patient who does not know if they are suffering from the symptoms of depression or they are just so stupid that they are always smiling. This drug can be used by either patient.

The drug can actually increase depression in patients by charging the patient an increased amount of money every time the patient has to refill the prescription.

The stock price of Walcom has gone up 2 points since the announcement was made.

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