Reports are coming in of a massive deal signed by the Worlds leading mobile phone companies to introduce teleport technology to their latest models in time for Christmas.
From the 1st November you will not only be able to communicate, listen to music, download, upload, access the Internet and date using your mobile phone, you will also be able to teleport short distances using the latest Bluetooth technology.
A spokesman today commented, "This will change communications forever. At first our customers will be able to teleport about 3-5 miles, but as we improve our knowledge of the science behind this breakthrough, we are hoping to increase that distance to thousands of miles, test subjects have reached outerspace in some conditions."
A leading scientist who has been involved in the development of the new wave design function of the teleport technology on test subjects said today, "Basically, the phone fries your brain so much that you think you are teleporting. In actual fact you are still in your rented apartment slobbering into your handset."