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Topics: Truth, HP

Friday, 11 May 2007

image for Hewlett Packard Develops Printer That Only Prints The Truth
Its sister model only prints lies and is toilet paper compatible

Hewlett Packer announced that the company has succeeded in creating a printer that not only prints scans copies and can be used as a fax machine, but also has a truth sensor device that is built on a CMOS chip that can tell if a document is the truth or a bunch of hog wash.

Effrom Thumbelina senior vice president of new product development says that printer will revolutionize the business world because a company that uses the Hp Photo Truthteller 5487 will be able to consolidate print, copy, fax, scan & digitally send (email) for your workgroup, plus the machine also serves as a lie detector.

By using our new model your customers will know you are not fibbing and by knowing that your company can not lie trust is built by the consumer.

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