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Friday, 11 May 2007

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X-Rays confirm nudeness under clothes

A study done six months ago claimed that all women are, shamelessly naked under their clothes. Something Superman has been claiming for years. Now, a group from M.I.T has challenged that claim.

The M.I.T team set forth with a very stringent criteria to evaluate this "women naked under their cloths" claim. First they'd poll the M.I.T. staff, then the student body of M.I.T.

First they polled the senior female staff about this, "women are naked under their clothes, no matter what they do to hide it", thing, Frankly, imagining the female M.I.T. staff could be considered alarming to many, despite that, the study none the less forged ahead regardless, Surprisingly all the women on the staff were in agreement to being naked beneath they're outer garments. Additionally they all volunteered to prove it, but lack of interest, and fears of blindness, prevailed.

Next, they polled women from the student body of M.I.T. and it was unanimously determined they were, "shamelessly naked beneath their clothes". Coincidently, they also volunteered to prove it. The team was mortified.

The research team determined that to really fully understand the implications of, women being naked under their clothes. They needed a change of venue.

The scientists subjected themselves to the ultimate, self-sacrifice to, "women are naked under their clothes", test. They flew to Miami Beach Florida, Immediately upon arriving they all sensed something was different.

The researchers spent 3 days watching and talking to women strolling the boardwalk.
The group came to the same conclusion across the board; Young scientists thinking about women being naked under their cloth in Miami Beach could lead to erections. Students could care less about surveys once they had a boner.

The M.I.T.survey caused such a ripple in the egghead set, Viagra has commissioned M.I.T. to do a study on the correlation between men looking at women like, they are totally, shamelessly, hopelessly 100%, naked under their clothes and glass cutter erections.

Apparently Viagra wants to know why, men get excited once they picture females totally, shamelessly, fully exposed, bare as a newborn, naked as a blue jay, under their clothes

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