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Thursday, 10 May 2007

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High gluten - Multi Core

Santa Clara California - Nabisco and Intel have combined their top intellectual talent to produce the worlds fastest computer chip. It has the code name Rayon Highgluten Multi Core Estero chip.
This chip incorporates benefits as yet unheard of in the vast world of computer processing.

Intel's Rayon high gluten Multi Core Estero Chip offers a compelling user experiences by incorporating hardware, software and services delivered in collaboration with the ecosystem. Our platform approach, driven by user needs, is the next step in computing innovation - delivering personalized computing experiences to benefit mankind.

The chips will appear in computers and mobile devices in January 2008.

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