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Wednesday, 9 May 2007

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Tampa Florida - A study done at the University of South Florida and published in The Journal of the American Medical Association proves that Satellite radio can cause erectile dysfunction.

The causes of erectile disfunction, also termed impotence, are numerous. But listening to the Howard Stern show can really keep you from getting an erection.

The problem affects almost all men at one time or another in their lives. It affects as many as 30 million American men, including 30% of men between the ages of 40 and 70.

While erectile dysfunction often devastates those affected by it, out of fear, embarrassment, or countless other reasons, few men seek treatment. However, the problem is almost always treatable as long as you don't listen to The Howard Stern Radio Show.

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