Written by jamsandwich
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Topics: Space, Aliens, Sheep

Thursday, 3 May 2007

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Pesky Plutonians

Today the Hubble Space Telescope people have found a new breed of sheep on Pluto, whose coats are bright blue and can jump up to a hundred metres off the ground.

The astronomers think that there must be alien farmers there, as there is grass and some larger sheep which look a bit like cows.

NASA and the European Space Agency is feeling very worried about the recent Extra Terrestrial life findings, and many believe it is only a matter of time before these aliens invade our planet.

NASA has begun talks with Wales to enlist a crack-team of Welsh farmers so that if the Plutonian sheep do invade, we'll be ready for them!

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