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Topics: Teachers, Philosophy

Thursday, 26 April 2007

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Vapid is famous for his patented upside down thinking technique

A philosopher at Rodin University is pioneering a new thought in maxims. Until now the research of old maxims using new methods has been severely lacking and the time has come for a change.

With this in mind the academia world is in an uproar over a tried and true expression. The old saying goes, "He who can, does. He who can't, teaches. He who can't teach, teaches gym."

But Professor Leopold Vapid has found that those who teach gym are oddly enough also not fit enough to participate in gym.

This quandry will surely keep great thinkers everywhere vexed for minutes, whereupon they will realize it doesn't really matter.

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