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Thursday, 26 April 2007

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"Inventor" of the Warp Drive

CCN (Crazy Cal News) - NASA - Today, when NASA engineers announced that they had developed the warp drive. The long researched and awaited discovery was announced to be a boost to space travel and would allow astronauts to travel great distances in a relatively short period of time.

Staying true to his form, on his campaign for presidency in the 2008 elections, Al Gore announced that he created the warp drive. "I invented the warp drive," said Gore, "so we can dismantle George Bush's "nucular" base on the moon."

Gore went on, explaining that he was training a global army to fight the Evil Emipre, said that he invented Star Trek, the light sabre, the pizza, the Ipod, and underarm deodorant.

The NASA engineers bitterly reprimanded Mr. Gore and demanded that he tell the truth about their scientific breakthrough. The scientists said that the first test launch will be right after the George Bush, Tony Blair gay marriage.

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