Geneva. World Health Opposition scientists today revealed that staying alive was actually detrimental to your health. Statistics costing gazillions of euros of public money revealed that people who are alive are much more likely to die or become sick than people who are dead.
News of the latest research has been greeted by suicide cults around the world as vindication of their policy of suicide.
The Monster Raving loony Party in the UK also claims that the research proves beyond all doubt that the way to cure a headache is to chop off your head.
The British Ambassador for Poo bay, Julian Clarey in under pressure but that has nothing to do with this story.