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Friday, 20 April 2007

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Best to take your clothes off first before using it

London - (Ass Mess): The UK National Poisons Unit has patented a new application of the Viagra pill which has been blended with the brand-leading Hairball Essences shower gel to help users wake up in the morning.

The result is a powerful orgasmic experience that not only cleans the body's most intimate areas but also perks up the brain in readiness for the day ahead.

The soap called Shower Power gives users rapid multiple orgasm lasting several minutes as the potent stimulant is rapidly absorbed naturally through the skin.

TV promotional ads have been launched this week and focus on the handiness of this form of early morning 'quickie' which has mass appeal to commuting workers and busy Moms on the go:

"Tired of waking up and having to wait for your morning screw?

"Are you one of those groggy early morning types that just needs the extra lick?" ask the makers in their first televised campaign.

The new bathing stimulant goes on sale throughout the UK this week following trials in the North where it sold out within hours of the first guinea-pig testers trying it out.

No prescription is needed and the soap-cum-shower gel is available at supermarkets shelves next to condoms.

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