Written by Tom Taylor
Print this

Thursday, 19 April 2007

image for BlackBerry Will Crash Again.
This was your BlackBerry's way of telling you to stop living in your pocket and find love.

If you're reading this on a BlackBerry right now it's quite possible you won't get to the end of the sentence.

If you're still with us, lucky you.

BlackBerry service crumbled today leading to horrible fruit related puns across the media. In the midst of this BlackBerry jam millions of users suffered a fruitless time in their day. Creative juices stopped flowing and a prickly situation was baked into... some sort of pie metaphor.

The question on everyones lips, or written in small hard to read emails on tiny screens is; can this happen again?

I don't own a BlackBerry, I've never used one and I'm pretty sure I've only ever seen them on television. However, in my expert opinion, yes, BlackBerrys will crash again.

Would you like to email this to a friend? Do it quick!

Or, you know, you could talk to your loved ones instead and stop being so antisocial.

- Tom Taylor

Make Tom Taylor's day - give this story five thumbs-up (there's no need to register, the thumbs are just down there!)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

Do you dream of being a comedy news writer? Click here to be a writer!

More by this writer

View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story
View Story


Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!


What's 4 plus 1?

8 17 22 5
42 readers are online right now!

Go to top

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more