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Wednesday, 11 April 2007

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Red Hydrant wants respect for its orientation towards the canine golden shower

There seems to be no end to the letters signifying new and newly emerging sexual orientation and identifiers.

"Why can't we just all be fags?!", lamented Gay Liberace, the III. But that simple solutions has not worked since the days of the candelabra. . .

Lesbians don't want to be fags and bisexuals want their two pieces of the pie. Trans folk want to be divided into T/G and T/S and the Gender Indifferent are not at all apathetic about their orientation identifier. Q the latest brand signifier represents those persons who want to be identified as just plain way out there.

JPWOT folk object to the queers' adoption of their acronym. jpwot spokesperson, V*e^r%g#e (pronounced John Smith) : "It is not that we are opposed to gay adoption. In fact we encourage everyone to adopt a gay but we were the first ones to identify ourselves as "just plain way out there" It is soo gay to steal our descriptor!"

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