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Wednesday, 21 March 2007

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Arizona has decided to provide free Dialysis for illegals dying of end-term kidney failure. The same Arizona that provides La Migra with the "Funnel of Hell" by channeling immigrants through the inferno of the Sonoran desert by packing immigration authorities in San Diego, CA and Nogales, AZ! The same Arizona that just passed a proposition denying english-language instruction to illegals and in-state tuition as well! And the same Arizona which is the arid zona for any love for our desperate Mejicano hermanos!

AZ Health Coordinator Compassion Attheenda explained the states rationale: "Once these poor souls have been deprived of healthcare, education, employment and all of the other human rights and they are dying of renal failure, the least we could do would be to hook them up to our mechanical kidney and prolong their suffering just a bit more. It's dialysis Dialou! (a reference to the NYC haitian immigrant who was tortured by NYPD).

"If they want to die in peace and dignity they should have stayed in Mexico or whatever Godforsaken land they came from!"

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