Written by Jack Bauer
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Topics: Aliens

Thursday, 19 April 2007

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Reports out of San Francisco by unverified sources say that strange, large headed, small eared and mouthed alien hybrid looking people keep unloading off Greyhound buses arriving in San Francisco mainly from desolate desert states like Nevada.

These small humanoids never talk, their temples just pulse when they seem to be trying to convey messages to others.

The same type vehicles always arrive to pick them up.

Speculation is that they are being taken to area Chinese restaurants to be used as cheap labor.

Occassionally these alien looking creatures make hand gestures that are a cross between a peace sign and flipping one the bird. They also seem fascinated by the group "Dykes On Bikes." waving frantically when any one from this club happens to roar by on their Harley's.

Rumors abound about their origin and purpose.

Aaron Largent, a janitor at the Greyhound station believes these are the hidden mutants from irradiated test sight areas that have been held in captivity for years and their offspring and that the government finally decided to let them mingle with the general public and that San Francisco would be the most tolerant, bend over backward type place for them to go.

Another resident says: "Heck, they just look like blond Chinese midgets to me. As long as they ain't no sex deviants who the heck cares if they come out here to live."

Greyhound district supervisor Lester Bullwhack says "all we know is they have valid one way tickets whenever we pick them up along the desert highways, and that they make no fuss while traveling. They don't even use the on-board rest rooms. They just sit and throb them big veins in their heads. So as far as Greyhound is concerned, bring em on!"

Reporter Richard Tickler will be working hard to follow up on any new hot tips regarding this story.

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