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Sunday, 11 March 2007

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In a last minute attempt to rally the failing company from bankruptcy, Genetics Savings & Clone has opened its cryogenic storage facilities to preserving the DNA of geniuses.

A March 2007 press release promises to create the next generation of tissue bank. "Some of our clients don't want to create children, but they also don't want to see their genius disappear from humanity. They are more than willing to donate their essence to science."

A spokeswoman for the the society of geniuses, MENSA, was enthusiastic. "Many great thinkers want to bank their DNA. What if our next generation of humanity has to come from a test tube?"

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