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Thursday, 1 March 2007

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James Cameron believes that his find disproves the biblical account of Jesus

Archaeologists from the American University in Jerusalem and the Israeli Antiquities Authority have concluded their study of the supposed Jesus bones discovered by James Cameron. Cameron, the filmmaker of such movies as Titanic, believes that he has found a cave with the ossuary (bone box) containing the un-ressurected remains of Jesus Christ.

Cameron believes that the relics prove that Jesus was just a normal man and not the Messiah. He feels that the bones prove that there were no such events as the crucifixion or ressurection. This, of course, has caused much controversy in the Christian community.

After such dating methods as carbon 14 were used to check the authenticity of the bones, scientists stated that they found the following among the remains:

  • One twelve piece bucket of the Colonel's Original Recipe
  • Two baskets of Appleby's riblets
  • The funnybone from the child's board game "operation"
  • Four Milkbone brand rawhide dog chewies
  • Two turkey legs

When confronted with the evidence, Cameron said that he stands behind his story and that he prefers Extra Crispy.

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