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Monday, 26 February 2007

Apple have become the first company to develop a product specifically for the gay market. The iGay is a device which detects shopping bargains, comments on men's clothes and generally minces about when the owner is too tired

"This is a device no openly effeminate gay man should be without" said Steve Jobs "it's got sarcasm, great wit, looks good and above all, its recharge socket is in the back"

The iGay also has the technology to detect other iGays, in bars and public toilets, thus saving valuable time and embarrassing situations.

"Of course many people will say the iGay is a token gesture to the gay community" said Jobs "but those guys are not in touch with their feminine side. Besides, we're bringing out a new device for them which is currently being tested, the iBigot"

Unlike the friendly iGay, the iBigot is a grey, boring cube which refuses to acknowledge that the iGay even exists. The iBigot is angry where the iGay is happy, bitter where the iGay is fulfilled and the Ibigot has a screen which is difficult to navigate around because it doesn't like being touched by a man.

On the plus side, the iBigot is well targeted because you can store 50,000 articles from the Daily Mail.

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