Written by Al Lee Wyer
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Topics: George W. Bush

Friday, 2 March 2007

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Following the Democratic Sweep of the House and Senate last November, President Bush enrolled in a Physics Course at Georgetown to familiarize himself with Nuclear Technology.

The president was excited by what he had learned on the course and explained his findings exclusively to The Spoof:

"You see -- uh -- your never too old to learn you see. For instance, I just learned that there's these things called atums you see. And these atums has what's called a nukulus. Now these nukuluses has what's called new trons and uhh -- well they're Free you see. But they allso has these things called pro trons and uh -- they're not Free -- but they Love freedom! They're Fighting for their Freedom and uh -- they are nukular freedom fighters! And sometimes that fight turns into an explosion -- and uh -- that results in a nukular weapon!

"A W.M.D. you see?!"

2 years and counting...

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