Apple Corps have followed up their highly successful iPhone with the iDrunk, a new version of the phone for the discerning alcoholic.
Incorporating the features and smells of a drunkard, the device truly brings over-beveraged indulgence into the 21st century. With scrolling technology, imaginary voices and hallucinations, the iDrunk comes complete with a wide range of digital features and smells such as
- Mysteriously empty diary
- a phone book capable of storing one wrong number which can only be rung after leaving a club at 3am
- A free carry case which the top of the bottom half hangs out of
- Spittle guard
- A handsfree system (also referred to as a shoulder)
- A where to Urinate guard.
The device also features the first fully functional electronic notebook, complete with keyboard and curry stain.