Written by Ed Parnell
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Thursday, 22 February 2007

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Apple Corps have followed up their highly successful iPhone with the iDrunk, a new version of the phone for the discerning alcoholic.

Incorporating the features and smells of a drunkard, the device truly brings over-beveraged indulgence into the 21st century. With scrolling technology, imaginary voices and hallucinations, the iDrunk comes complete with a wide range of digital features and smells such as

  • Mysteriously empty diary
  • a phone book capable of storing one wrong number which can only be rung after leaving a club at 3am
  • A free carry case which the top of the bottom half hangs out of
  • Spittle guard
  • A handsfree system (also referred to as a shoulder)
  • A where to Urinate guard.

The device also features the first fully functional electronic notebook, complete with keyboard and curry stain.

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