London - (ReUterus): The International Symposium of Clinical Satirists meeting at the Groucho Club in Soho has heard from a leading Professor of Anatomy that up to 95% of adult males cannot correctly identify women's preferred sex organs and are fixated on the vagina birth canal as the ultimate female seat of power.
Professor V Smart from the World Stealth Organization told the audience that latest research proved that the clitoris is still pretty much a mystery to the average male who is convinced that the vagina is the root of all his problems.
"But of course, it isn't. It goes a lot deeper than that.
"And lampooning women's vaginas is one symptom of tension deface-it disorder which targets quasi-anaemic older males suffering from an irony deficiency.
"Getting laid often resolves the problem very quickly."
Professor V Smart is a world authority having sired ten children and amassed over $50 billion in his CitiBank checking account.