Written by Bob Muppet
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Topics: White House, Mars

Sunday, 28 December 2003

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Mars -- The Planet With The Non-Fattening Centre

The British team responsible for the ‘Beagle 2'project, were astounded by a mocking message they received from The White House.

President Bush was apparently watching an item on Sky News and was compelled to offer his advice on why the mission failed.

‘How on earth do you Limeys expect to put a probe on Mars?' Bush chided.

‘The thing would sink in all the chocolate and mallow!' he reasoned.

‘No wonder two out of three attempts have failed!'

'I put my mars in the refrigerator and it makes them real hard.'

'For pity's sake! -- are all these British son-of -a-bitch scientists so dumb that they don't even know the basics of confectionary?'

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