The science world was taken aback when Einstein's theory was put to the test by a sixth form class of pupils in Devon England.
Up until now nobody had thought of propelling themselves through the air using a dustbin full of TNT. Knowing their science teacher (Mr Cliterus) would almost certainly object they gathered the required equipment, TNT and the appropriate clothing, then, informed the local paper and made there way to the coast.
A hand shake was offered to Jones who only needed a slight thrashing before he volunteered. The blue touch paper was lit. Jones's balls could just about be seen disappearing across the English channel in a cloud of toxic dust. The coast guard was called and Jones was eventually found clinging onto a rock off the French coast.
When asked how he felt he said: "Bloody hell, I feel like I've been knocked into next week". Thereby proving Einstein's theory of space and time being unconnected.
Mr Cliterus put all the pupils on detention for bringing the schools good reputation in to question then, in turn, he caned there arses.
Mr Cliterus is a great believer in the old system of teaching.