In a near incredible story that only the US National Enquirer and a dozen British dailies would carry, scientists at five different renowned research labs have found that Blair and Bush are genetically identical twins! Medical journals around the world are rushing to confirm and explain this claim by Oxford-Harvard geneticist, Dirty Stem Cell Harry.
DSC Harry took clandestine samples of hair from the pair after one of their secret summits at The Lord's & Lady's Titty Bar and Grill and Afternoon Hotel in Chelsea. "I couldn't believe my eyes! I looked down the lock, stock & barrel of the microscope and there it was genetic identicalism. I've consulted and pondered and pondered and consulted and the only explanation I can come up with is that when two really powerful people bond over a really BAD plan that goes tremendously awry and loads of people die and neither will admit they were wrong...both organisms merge in a symbiotic union."
Scientific experts express shock that genes can morph into the kind of identical twinning found in the Blair-Bush phenomenon. None were surprised that this metamorphosis would give rise to a rassling match.
"Esau and Jacob started it all. These twins love to get it on!" Explained Biologist and Identical Twins, Iamhim.
Bush-Blair were last seen on the floor of a mosh pit fighting over a golden, bejeweled crown.