Medical experts utilizing the latest in Computer Long Distant Technology (CLDT) demonstrated the sophistication of this new technology by diagnosing Dick cheney's explosive diarrhea attack during Bush's big speech.
Dr Indira Glandhi of the CLDT Lab at Harvard was certain: "Just take the images and slow them down. This is clearly a man about to shit his pants!"
Speculation as to the cause of Cheney's condition has poured out across the medical community. Specialists at Mexico City's Moctezuma Labs think that the VP might be suffering from amoebic dysentary: "I have seen Montezuma's revenge many times," gushed Dr Manuel Mierda-Liquida,"This may be the result of some bad water during his hunting trip to Chichen-Itza".
"Its fear!" were the words that squirted forth from psychiatrist Anal F.X.Sation,"Clearly the VP panicked at the realization that he had tied his late life fate to this incredible loser!"
Whatever caused Dick's squirts ,the name being smeared all over the internet,Upholstery cleaner,Wee Getit-Up confirmed all suspicions: "That chair has more poop on it than the pens at Puppies R Us!"
CLDT technicians are currently processing results related to First Lady Laura Bush and her side by side relations with Dikembe Mutumbo.