Geneva - In a Survey that will send shock waves around the world, it was revealed today by the World Health Organization that if you have your Wisdom teeth removed you are certain to die.
The extensive survey dating back over 150 years and examining the medical records of tens of thousands of patients across Europe reveal that nearly 100% of those people that had their Wisdom teeth removed - died.
Retribution has already began on greedy dentists who have for many years made extensive profits out of removing wisdom teeth from innocent victims. A large angry mob gathered in central London and have been rampaging from dental surgery to dental surgery, looting, pillaging and attacking those in the profession.
Angry attacks have also occured in Bury, Cardiff and Buxton by patients carrying banners stating 'death to dentists'. You reporter must cut short this report to find a dentist who I can brutally attack, I suggest you turn off your computer and take to the streets....